Score: 6

"Not a bad game, just bad ideas"

submission: Extreme Tank Wars

date: May 27, 2008

Ok first off. The game has been done before, so you lose some creativity points. The graphics were pretty good for this type of game, so I'll give you props for that. The music wasnt bad, but it really didnt fit the game. The upgrades are (mostly) good. There are only a few things I didnt care for, such as the fact you have to buy the ability to see the enemies health. The game goes from insanely easy to hard to impossible in about 4 levels, starting at three and ending at seven. The begining placement of the opponents are very random and sporodic, making it nearly impossible to get a safe spot. The option nodes Become more of a liability than an asset at about lvl 9. There is no definate ending that I could find, and I got to lvl 17. There is also no storyline at all. Overall, not a great game, but good for killing a 1/2 hour or so.

Score: 7

"Way too easy"

submission: Canyon Shooter

date: May 15, 2008

Beat the whole game armed with the knife only.

Score: 2

"WTF?"

submission: Extreme Grass Cutting

date: May 13, 2008

I dont see why this is getting great reviews. IT SUCKS! You move your mouse. OH MY GOD! Dont waste your time playing this.

Score: 7

"Good game, needs fixing."

submission: Mad Vlad II: Revamped

date: May 12, 2008

I have the newest version of flash, yet I experianced a few glitches. First of all, any fall that i took had absolutely no effect. I could bounce on the bottom of the screen, where im assuming I could have falled through. If i wanted to fall, i simply had to spin twice and die. Or, i could mgo to either edge, and spin once while moving to that side, and I would be on the edge, either ready to go on or start again. also, if i ran up to the left side of a stationatry object (meaning its on the right side of the screen) I would have to spin to get away from it, because i seemed to stick to it like glue. And during the fight of the super derec, when you are flying the masonary, i suddenly flew to the top and could not get down, no matter what I did. I loved the varity of the music, and the dilauge was so sinfully written. Threre were plenty of little things I caught (the best satanic overlord) but I know i missed even more. This is one of the legends in newgrounds.

Score: 8

"Good game"

submission: Colorfill

date: May 3, 2008

One suggestion. You should be able to terminate a line as it is being drawn. But then it would be easier, so I would suggest reducing the lives to 2 or something. The music was fairly annoying too.

Score: 7

"I give it a neutral rating"

submission: Matrix Pandemonium

date: April 30, 2008

I couldnt play it, as when i clicked the PLAY! button, it showed a blue screen for 30 minutes, then i gave up. Im using version 7 of internet explorer, if that helps.

Score: 5

"Not a bad concept"

submission: [Slayer I]: Dark Knight

date: April 28, 2008

Beat it on the 3rd try, had to do it with all warrior class. Pure strength and heal and defence. Next time build up to the final boss. And your torture chamber series was better than this.

Score: 7

"I see what you are going for..."

submission: Particle Pong

date: April 28, 2008

230000 is about what i had on my first try. I get the point, the computer speeds up the more it loses, and sparks fly in correlation to how many times you have beeten the computer. This makes the damn ball almost impossible to see when you reach somewhere over about 120 points ( I had 170 at one point). The wormholes add some difficulty if you dont see them coming. Overall, it wasnt bad, just a little too easy. And after all, its pong, so it gets boring somewhat quickly. It has a little replay value though.

Score: 7

"Radios"

submission: Alio's Army

date: April 25, 2008

You guys are fucking morons. THEY HAD RADIOS IN WW2! THEY HAD RADIOS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION! EVER HEARD OF THE WAR OF THE WORLDS SCARE? Dipshit. Now that I have ranted, the grapics were decent, the music and sounds ok, the idea overdone, and I hated the way the airplanes came up behind you. What if you made more planes? where you could crew with other people? A multiplayer version? You could have a pilot, copilot and side, front and rear gunners. That would kick ass.

Score: 3

"Not that good"

submission: Doeo!

date: April 23, 2008

It was waaaaaaaay to easy, and yes, i did it on hard. The music sucked and the idea was bad. I think ill go play with my dogs vomit, it seems like it would be more fun.